I’d like to walk upon the waterBut do not want to drownMy master’s leg will stop me goingDown, down, down glug…meow…glug Nice leg Don…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
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The Data Centre of 2050
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Pirouetting Priscilla (showing off actually)
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’ve just begun my lessons atThe Dancing CatteryPerfect pirouettingI’m demonstrating, see? She fell in a heap after picLotta effort for Prissy….. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Poet Don Gives an Important Warning
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Warning Going to sleep on Sundaywill cause Monday Thankyou. Hadn’t thought of that…. You’re welcome…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Bees Knees of Fashion
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The model wore a beekeeping outfitWhy you ask? Why? well becauseFrench fashion designer Kenzo TakadaDesired to give onlookers a buzz The onlookers had to hide in the bushesUnder brollies (keeping virus away)While sipping on champagne an caviarThey all had a buzzing good day French designer FelipeContinue reading “The Bees Knees of Fashion”
Oh Great One We Worship You
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Down we bow before youUpon our bended kneeImmune you are (by your decree)Immortal now (by we) Oh hail triumphant LeaderWe you now deifyA Constantine the Great you areYou’ll live on, never die We’ll knock down our Mt RushmoreReplace it with just youWe’ll rival Egypt’s ValleyContinue reading “Oh Great One We Worship You”
Instructions Not in Cat. Causing Priscilla Problems
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m having bit of troubleHow to get my foodInstructions they were not in catWhich was for me not good Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Why Mummy?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My mind’s unstructured, scattyTurns me often sillyDresses I like frillyI like my catty Prissy meow…. You can’t wear dresses sweetie…. Why mummy?…. Because you are a boy…. ??? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Hakui ‘Throwaway Society’
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different We long for new thingsNo matter how good the oldDiscard and forget Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Look What You’ve Done to Me Lockdown
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Prior to Covid lockdownI partied all night longMixed with lots of peopleMingled with the throng Lockdown put an end to thisTold to stay at homeNo more parties, peopleNo more mingling, roam I’ve spent so long in lockdownI love my companyAnd have a fear of peopleLookContinue reading “Look What You’ve Done to Me Lockdown”
