FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m getting old (I’m aging)Arthritis in the kneesAging’s only importantIf you’re a wine or cheese Don MatthewsOctober 2020
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Looking for a Strip Joint
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m off into the CBDStrip joint where are you?I need to ease my lockdown painGet out of house, I do A fine officer?…. Stage 4 lockdown area?…. No strip joints open?…. Anywhere?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 A Melbourne man travels into the CBD with unexpected results
Priscilla Contemplates Doing a Jesus
I’d like to walk upon the waterBut do not want to drownMy master’s leg will stop me goingDown, down, down glug…meow…glug Nice leg Don…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Data Centre of 2050
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Pirouetting Priscilla (showing off actually)
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’ve just begun my lessons atThe Dancing CatteryPerfect pirouettingI’m demonstrating, see? She fell in a heap after picLotta effort for Prissy….. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Poet Don Gives an Important Warning
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Warning Going to sleep on Sundaywill cause Monday Thankyou. Hadn’t thought of that…. You’re welcome…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Bees Knees of Fashion
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The model wore a beekeeping outfitWhy you ask? Why? well becauseFrench fashion designer Kenzo TakadaDesired to give onlookers a buzz The onlookers had to hide in the bushesUnder brollies (keeping virus away)While sipping on champagne an caviarThey all had a buzzing good day French designer FelipeContinue reading “The Bees Knees of Fashion”
Oh Great One We Worship You
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Down we bow before youUpon our bended kneeImmune you are (by your decree)Immortal now (by we) Oh hail triumphant LeaderWe you now deifyA Constantine the Great you areYou’ll live on, never die We’ll knock down our Mt RushmoreReplace it with just youWe’ll rival Egypt’s ValleyContinue reading “Oh Great One We Worship You”
Instructions Not in Cat. Causing Priscilla Problems
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m having bit of troubleHow to get my foodInstructions they were not in catWhich was for me not good Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Why Mummy?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My mind’s unstructured, scattyTurns me often sillyDresses I like frillyI like my catty Prissy meow…. You can’t wear dresses sweetie…. Why mummy?…. Because you are a boy…. ??? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 