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The Prince and the Partner 1

The Prince and the PartnerRan away to stay saneEscape all the mediaBut at it again Another second-rate AmericanWallis Simpson tried to bringThe British monarchy to it’s knees.She didn’t succeed either Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet

True story (sort’ve) You’ve landed in the wrong place. It’s not a dating site Reginald. Their ‘About’ page says they’re not seeking romance…. Oh yes I see it now. Sorry mum… Please forgive my boyHe’s seeking love but all this is new to him…… Don’t worry dear. I’m sure they’ll understand….. I haven’t heard backContinue reading “Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet”

Billy (from Poet Don’s class) and the Moon

I’m riding in our car at nightThe moon above I seeI ask my mummy (driving)Why does it follow me? You’ll need to ask your teacher sweetie…. Yes mummy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Backlog

Don why do you post soMany at a time?Gotta clear the backlogMind works overtime Oh….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Kylie Minogue’s Bottom – We Make ‘Em Nice Down in Orstralia

The Guardian newspaper in LondonClaimed the bottom of Kylie MinogueWas the ‘world’s most admired backside’ going(Which it still is, and still is in vogue) We make ’em nice down in Orstralia…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Tommy What?

I’ll comment on things deserving meritBut not on things that I think notIt also can work in reverse directionIf you think what I write’s tommy rot Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Well Welly Wolly Me

You heard of welly wanging?Must admit not meStrange custom of the BritishWell welly wolly me Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Advert for FCS and EIF

Go home…. Each Monday I present three new poems on Ingrid’s site Experiments in Fiction (EIF). This Monday’s trilogy T#20 is God is on the Web, Miracle Man, The Singer and the StormIngrid has become quite attached to my drinking buddy Skip, FCS resident cat Priscilla, and resident dog Ralph (who has just recently wanderedContinue reading “Advert for FCS and EIF”

Bumper Sticker

I have myself a flash Porsche(As well as a flash truck)Have on the bumper bar of Porsche‘Poverty it sucks’ Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Go Girl – For When the Need Arises

Ladies no longer need sittingOr when in the bush needing squatJust bring out your trusty pink FUDAnd show (like a man) what you’ve got No sitting on more dirty toiletsNo queuing to get in a stallJust whip out your trusty pink FUDFind tree and just let nature call Although my verse here might sound flippantFUDsContinue reading “Go Girl – For When the Need Arises”