The rocket took off as predictedAscended just at the right speedEntered trajectory as programmedJust didn’t touch ground as agreed Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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Supremely Bad
I just don’t seem to have much luckIn turning election roundSupreme Court’s just said go get lostMy claims they’ve baseless found It’s all so unfair…. I even appointed three of them…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Christmas With the Seven Dwarfs 2020
The seven dwarfs have been advised(They think it’s awfully crappy)Can only meet in groups of sixAnd one of them’s not Happy
Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries
I’m getting real excitedVaccine’s not far awayI think I’ll order plenty moreTo keep covid away I’m sorry Mr PresidentYou had the chance beforeTo order vaccine made by usTo order extra, more But you refused the chance…. We’re now committed to supplying other countries. Sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 The Associated Press and Denise Chow21h ago /Continue reading “Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries”
Ellen and Portia’s New Upgrade
Forgot Portia. Sorry…. Ellen and Portia have just sold their houseBalinese style, 33 millTraded it in for a much nicer oneOnly paid 49 mill Neighbours now Megan and HarryTo friend with and form a close bondPriciest ever sold in the areaComplete with a large lily pond How nice…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
From the FCS Department of Meaningful Proverbs
A computer cannot cook an omelette even if asked politely
Gladly, Happily, Cheerfully
Christmas is a timeWhen presentsAre given gladlyReceived happilyAnd exchanged cheerfully Don MatthewsDecember 2020
My New Car and the Pesky Grammar Board (I’m inna silly Saturday mood)
My brake is a bit touchy (terchy) The Grammar Board and I don’t quite see eye to eyeThey’re always on my back for not conforming to their rules It finally packed up on meMy trusty Ford FestivaStuck in reverse, it’s gearbox shotI had to Rest In Peace her Now have an automaticBut brake is ratherContinue reading “My New Car and the Pesky Grammar Board (I’m inna silly Saturday mood)”
Poet Don Reporting on 8760
Using my new abacusFull tilt and in top gearI worked out eight-seven-six-o wasThe hours in a year Good to know…. Thankyou…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category ‘Poet Don reporting’ for further reports of interest or no interest by FCS news anchor PD)
Do a Kind Deed for Santa this Christmas
It’s time now to think of poor SantaIt’s hell of a long way from his caveBe naughty (hence kind to dear Santa)A trip for poor Santa you’ll save Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 