Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet



True story (sort’ve)

You’ve landed in the wrong place.
It’s not a dating site Reginald.
Their ‘About’ page says they’re not seeking romance….

Oh yes I see it now. Sorry mum…

Please forgive my boy
He’s seeking love but all this is new to him……

Don’t worry dear. I’m sure they’ll understand…..

I haven’t heard back so it seems they quite understand…..

Sorry mum…..

Don’t fret dear. Keep trying
Have you put your nice smiling baby photo up?….



Don Matthews
March 2021




Published by donmatthewspoetry

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