True story (sort’ve)
You’ve landed in the wrong place.
It’s not a dating site Reginald.
Their ‘About’ page says they’re not seeking romance….
Oh yes I see it now. Sorry mum…
Please forgive my boy
He’s seeking love but all this is new to him……
Don’t worry dear. I’m sure they’ll understand…..
I haven’t heard back so it seems they quite understand…..
Don’t fret dear. Keep trying
Have you put your nice smiling baby photo up?….