Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet

donmatthewspoetryMarch 13, 2021August 25, 2021Uncategorizeddating sites, humour

True story (sort’ve)

You’ve landed in the wrong place.
It’s not a dating site Reginald.
Their ‘About’ page says they’re not seeking romance….

Oh yes I see it now. Sorry mum…

Please forgive my boy
He’s seeking love but all this is new to him……

Don’t worry dear. I’m sure they’ll understand…..

I haven’t heard back so it seems they quite understand…..

Sorry mum…..

Don’t fret dear. Keep trying
Have you put your nice smiling baby photo up?….

Don Matthews
March 2021

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4 thoughts on “Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet”

Cassa Bassa says:

March 13, 2021 at 6:04 pm

Will smiley baby photo work? 🤔

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1. donmatthewspoetry says:
  
  March 13, 2021 at 6:16 pm
  
  Reginald’s mother must. Reggie is new to all this so he’s gotta try what mum’s suggesting……
  
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  1. Cassa Bassa says:
    
    March 13, 2021 at 8:25 pm
    
    😁
    
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Terveen Gill says:

August 25, 2021 at 10:16 pm

That should work.
And add a toddler and teenage one too.
Don’t worry about those pimples. 🙂

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