Uncategorized – Page 299 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Little Problem

I’ve got a little problemProblem with my carHave to get the groceries outBefore things go too far…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Best Man

Had a spot of trouble(Wedding, I’m best man)Grabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan Inspects Possible Problem

It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Train Ride

I use the public transportWith their comfy chairsMakes the ride enjoyableGetting here to there…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan’s Bike Saddle Company

We specialize in makingSaddles for all bikesDifferent colours red/blue/pinkMany people like…. Jeez coach these pink ones are comfy……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Printer

I have computer printerIt’s playing up on meHave put a message in the lobbyMessage all to see…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Something Cheap and Compact

With things so damn expensiveI want something not dearCompact and with everythingEverything real near…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Anti-Vaxxer Kayne Wests’s Planned Tour of Australia Spells Trouble

Kayne, no anti-vaxxersVaxxers can come inHeard ’bout Novak Djokovic?Didn’t work with him You must be double vaccinVaccinated KayneThose are the rules regardlessDon’t Djokovic again My lawyers’ll sort it out . No worries…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Reporter

Here’s the latest re-portDown here by the seaGetting slightly windyWindy getting, see?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Banjo

I am a banjo teacherStudents I’d like someJust put up my noticeWaiting for them come…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022