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Gym

We focus on healthyBeverages for allNo fizzy drinks hereJust water that’s all…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:gymnastics, humour, pepsi, poetryLeave a comment on Gym

Foreign Press

Just won a gold (olympic)Medal (did my best)How will the foreign press nowReport it, foreign press ?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, olympic medal, poetry, press report3 Comments on Foreign Press

Nice Ride

Gosh this feels lovelyLovely up hereVery uplifting(View’s nice also here)…. Enjoy the ride Beryl…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:alpaca, crane, humour, poetry6 Comments on Nice Ride

Shit, I’ve Got a Problem

Shit I’ve got a problemA problem with my fangThink I bit more than can chew…. Idiot cat…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 15, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Shit, I’ve Got a Problem

Daryl

Kiddies come and enterEnter in my bumMove right through my rectumOut then through my dick…. Yay Daryl!…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, playground, poetry5 Comments on Daryl

New Hairstyle Technique

A new hairstyle techniqueHas just arrived todayI’m gonna go and try it outWill not fray they say I don’t care. I wanna look cool…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on New Hairstyle Technique

Thankyou All My Followers

Thankyou all my followersYou are a faithful lotPlease do no desert meCos you is all I got…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 14, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, wave3 Comments on Thankyou All My Followers

Stan Builds 999 Emergency Phone

Because I am real good at maths(I passed at infant school)They chose me (Stan) to make thisI showed them I’m no fool…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:emergency phone, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Builds 999 Emergency Phone

We’re Introducing Our Baby to New Animal Pets

We’re introducing animalsTo our baby girlWe’ve done the rhino, elephantNow giving new one whirl…. She gets a bit overwhelmed with new ones at first…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on We’re Introducing Our Baby to New Animal Pets

It Seems I’ve Gone and Run Out

It seems I’ve gone and run out|Of daily music vidsHow could I be so thoughtlessTo do this thing I did

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 12, 2022Posted inUncategorized8 Comments on It Seems I’ve Gone and Run Out

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