Gong swung forwardThen swung backLined up victimWhacked in back Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Pedestrian Crossing
Going cross the crossingWalking as one doesSon beside me safelySafe no longer cos Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Window Cleaner
I live in an apartmentI like my windows cleanEmploy a happy cleanerScroll down and have looksee Don MatthewsDecember 2022
McDonalds Nostalgia (little burger chairs)
We’re happy little burgerLittle burger chairsRed and blue and yellowTables everywhere Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Perc Guides Stan
Stan (and apprentice Perc) is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privilege to be associated with him Good one PercGuide me straightLine me upNice and straight Shit Stan you OK?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango Has Challenged Me With a Prompt
Do you have a favourite place you have visited?Where is it? Yes, I do have a favourite place. I frequent it quite often My favourite place is toiletThere I goes and sitsDoing lotsa pissesDoing lotsa shits Sorry Fan. Couldn’t help it……
Botted Chair
I’m sitting in the cafeMy favourite chair’s been gotThe curvature I put it inDon’t suit the gotter’s bot
Stan Delivers the Paint
FCS Stan is a man of many talents Efficiency I’m top manNo wasting time for Stanget it off the truck (yep) quickQuickly as I can Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hairdresser
Women always come to me(Despite they have to wait)They like my different styles of cutsI’m into cutting straight Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Head Over Dick
Me and me mate had this ideaOne we had seen in the flicksIt started out fine till it turned outTurned out shit head over dick Idea was to ramp in and dodge the columns Jack. What went wrong?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 