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Painting Class
I like my daily painting classWith all my painting friendsDabbling in the coloursSend teacher round the bend Today we are exploring the colour green class…… Oh goody…… When your parents collect you you can show them what you have learnt…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Tea for Two
All prepared Tea for twoSounds real goodPasta stew Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Thank You Mummy
Here’s a little plum for youImpaled upon a stickSavour in your mouth my deerAfter having lick Mummy?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Keep Rollie on the Rails Campaign
Rollie taking excited LMS-ers around the Like -Minders Theme Park. Founder and leader Don at the wheel. (Look mum, no hands) Rollie is living in fear he could go off the rails.He needs weight to stay on. Load weight is important to him. He needs more passengers he says We need more passengers to keepContinue reading “Keep Rollie on the Rails Campaign”
LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Eloisa and in-house poet DM)
The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them…………….. Welcome toThe Like-Minders Society For the advancementofContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Writers Corner (featuring Eloisa and in-house poet DM)”
That’s the Way It Goes
Some of us like rhymeSome of us like proseGuess we all are differentThat’s the way it goes Don Matthews May 2020
Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms
Kenya’s got a problemCondom-lack it’s calledKenyans want to partyParty (women balled) Lack of Kenya’s condomsHavocking sex livesKenyans want to partySex to come alive Four-fifty million condomsNeeded annuallyOne-fifty now they only getSo problem Kenya, see? Dispensers they are emptyHospitals run outCondom condom where are you?Kenya’s Kenyans shout Condoms they did used to beImported, sent round freeImportContinue reading “Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms”
Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia
If you wear a condomYou can have sex with meProtected we will both beConsensual, you and me Just at the crucial momentI didn’t like it’s feelDiscretely pulled it off meDiscretely did a peel Consensual (zap) to non-consensIn one quick simple move(Reader this is stealthing)A crime now in my state Stealthing is a repugnant and disgustingContinue reading “Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia”
Troubling
Red and roilingDeeply bubblingKeep away I’mVery troubling Don MatthewsDecember 2022