I’m sitting in the cafeMy favourite chair’s been gotThe curvature I put it inDon’t suit the gotter’s bot
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Stan Delivers the Paint
FCS Stan is a man of many talents Efficiency I’m top manNo wasting time for Stanget it off the truck (yep) quickQuickly as I can Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hairdresser
Women always come to me(Despite they have to wait)They like my different styles of cutsI’m into cutting straight Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Head Over Dick
Me and me mate had this ideaOne we had seen in the flicksIt started out fine till it turned outTurned out shit head over dick Idea was to ramp in and dodge the columns Jack. What went wrong?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Just Because I Like It
Umpire
Gotta watch closelyThey stick by the rulesLower and lowerI watch for the rules Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Jungle Visit Preparation
Just made a visitTo Jungle of ShopFix up my bottomHave fixed up my top Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Playground
I love it in the playgroundDaddy helping meSwings and different whizzy thingsDaddy helping me Wheeee….. Shit, you alright sweetie? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Chair
Going going cheapThis chair from House of JeepComfortable to sit onBe quick before it gone Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Helping the Declining Bee Population
True recent Adelaide story Bees are decliningI have barrel beesWine barrel was emptyLooks good said the bees Society (bee) contactedOffered bees/barrelFree on exchange forAnother wine barrel Our call-out fee costsYou fifty dollarsAnd hourly rate bee workIs twenty five dollars And I thought I was doing something for the environment and declining bee population?…… Don MatthewsDecemberContinue reading “Helping the Declining Bee Population”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 