I look out for my boy I doProtect him every dayWe are a hard-hat familyHard-hat let’s sing yay! yay! daddy….yay! son…. I like this hammer daddyIt’s heavy, thick and wideWatch me bang it through the boardShit, leg’s on other side You gotta wear your hard-hat sonProtect your head from hammerShit, he’s gone and hit hisContinue reading “Who Designed This Poster?”
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Big Tom and Little Paul Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc This one left us worriedWhat was going on?Between Big Tom and Little PaulAnd why Sunday not Mon? Production Notes This was a strange one Tom wanted to look aggressiveWell done photographer Perc Clothes Studio wardrobe Perc suggested free stickerSells more recordsTom likedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Big Tom and Little Paul Job”
Postman Pete
Postman Pete in actionLetters, parcels (yep)Nothing holds a postman upPostman Pete (yep yep) DM
Stroll
I’m feeling kinda stupidHanging on his backAlso kinda sillySitting in a sack DM
Gym Attire
This is my gymAttire I wearLifting my weightsTwo-handed (a pair) DM
Boris Recommends Father for Knighthood
Boris is recommendingHis father not be missedRecommends a knighthoodOn his honours list Boris has recommended his father for a knighthood on his resignation honours list. He nominated his brother for peerage in 2020. Now Sir Johnson of Marylebone. DM
Conversation Intimate
Conversation intimate(Fifty dollars cost)I don’t like publicitySeems that I am lost DM
Someone with Taste
Someone has bought(Someone with taste)For gracing their tableSomeone with taste DM
Birthday Girl
Our baby’s had a birthdaySeven (yep) todayGave her lots balloons she likesSaid go and fly away Which she did…… DM
From the FCS Book of Proverbs
No-one is watchinguntil you make a mistake
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 