Asbestos is the bestTo line your oven, why?Guaranteed to not lose heatAnd not pollute your pie…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Bricks
Filling a holeThat was the doorRan out of bricksCome back for more…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Born Under a Good Sign
This is the lifeTo which I was bornStops my pawsFrom getting worn…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Builds a Fashion Catwalk
Knowing of my skills in thisThey asked if I would buildMy bestest catwalk for their showI said, yes, ’cause I will…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Moves House
I’m shifting house from A to BMy shift it needs to goI’m gonna do it by myselfAnd save myself some dough….. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan and Perc Sign-Paint the Road
Both Stan and Perc are educatedKnow their ABCAnd the right way round to put themOn the road safely…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Roundabout
Was plain and looked quite boringSo thought we’d decorateAnd add a bit of colour, artSo thought we, any rate…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan. Expert in Everything Lift-Wise
I’m expert in everything lift-wiseWhich way is up, which way downI’m always in such great demandBy businesses here in the town…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Flies Into Hong Kong. No Worries
I’ve done this plenty times before(Hello Mrs Jones)She’s seen me (now she’s waving back)Ahead my runway cones…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Wheee….
Wheee! it’s fun here zooming downWaiting for the landAt the other end of itNice soft bed of sand…. Wheee…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 