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Signmaker Stan

It’s been a whileSince I made signsBut can still doDo OK fine…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:blind person, humour, poetry, street sign4 Comments on Signmaker Stan

My Own Festival

The pink thing you see sticking upInto the sky is meEach year Japan they borrow meTo worship and adore…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:festival, humour, japan, phallus, poetry11 Comments on My Own Festival

Bank Raiders

Got our disguisesSorted our gunsReady for actionLet’s go have fun…. Shit, forgot the carrots…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bank robbers, guns fan, humour, poetry, rabbits9 Comments on Bank Raiders

Guard Dog

They bought me as a guard dogPut me at the gateSaid go look fierce and dangerous…. Which I did…. Woof…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:dog, humour, poetry2 Comments on Guard Dog

The Sea Today Is

The sea today is gentleCan steer boat with one fingLet’s all sing Merry ChristmasLet’s ring-a-ding-a-ding….. Me and me drinking buddy Skip were aboard . Singing Merry Christmas and ring-a-ding howorked a treat. Good supply of Fosters and we felt nothing Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:beer, boat, humour, kangaroo, poetry, sea3 Comments on The Sea Today Is

Nature is Beautiful

Nature is beautifulNever looks wornFlowers smell lovelyUseful is lawn…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:fox, humour, lawn, nature, poetry4 Comments on Nature is Beautiful

Daddy? Why is it not Working?

I’m doing what my daddy saidHow it should be doneWhy is it not working?He said it’s lots of fun…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 11, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cow, humour, mating, poetry2 Comments on Daddy? Why is it not Working?

Genre Pole

Gonna be a dancerIn the genre polePractice lots around the houseGenre pole’s my goal…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 11, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, pole dancing1 Comment on Genre Pole

Gobbler

I am a happy gobblerGobble gobble gobFlying as I gobbleGobble gobble gob…. (He’s getting worse…) gobble….gobble…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 10, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cranes, humour, nonsense, poetry, sea4 Comments on Gobbler

Do Not Upset Technology

Do not upset technologyIt will jump back at youYou wonder what I’m talking ’bout? Scroll down and find out…. See? so be kind to your computer……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 10, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:computer, frustration, humour, poetry, robot4 Comments on Do Not Upset Technology

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