One thing I am good at(Had plenty practicing)Is safely moving round the warehouseGaily while I sing…. Did I see Stan jump out and run off?…… My reaction? Jeez……Wonder someone didn’t get killed Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Category Archives: MORE FAILS
Milk
October’s still a long way offThe calendar does tellI cannot work out, work out whyWhy this milk won’t sell?…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Checks the Neighbour’s Plumbing
I did a thorough check ofMy neighbour’s house (the pipes)Everything looked hunky doryNone of us said yikes…. Shit, did I leave the tap on dear? Sorry…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Paints Road Signs
My direction know-how’s top-rateMy right hand’s on my rightImportant when road paintingTo get directions right…. Problem boss?….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Not Quite Right
I went to put it upThought something not quite right?On a close inspectionWas right, it was not right….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Made in China
No longer will I buy goodsWhich are in China madeHave just discovered somewhere elseWhere goods are better grade…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
So Looking Forward to My Morning Dip
When I get up each morningMy icy pool jump inIt warms the cockles of my heartAnd wakens up my skin…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s New Job
I’ve got a new job sortingVeggies in a storeIf I do it properlyThey said I can do more…. I learn quickly…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Promotes Quality Parking
Stan is our best driverHe parks real straight, no fussA credit to the companyWe’re proud that he’s with us…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan the Cookie Packer
I know my different coloursFrom red to blue to whiteImportant in the job I doFor getting cookies right…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 