Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Page 96 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Machine

Write something incorporating the word ‘machine’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MACHINE I am a machineClunk clunk clunkI’m falling apartLosing my funk America seems to be losing it’s funk also Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Bodacious

Write something incorporating the word ‘bodacious’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BODACIOUS Bodacious (you’re stretching me now Fan)I admit I don’t know what it meansConsulted my friend/helper GoogleHe just shrugged…. Why did I give away my Encyclopedia Britannica Fan?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Allure

Write something incorporating the word ‘allure’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ALLURE I am not pornographicErotic just a tadOozing sex and much allureAnd just a tad bit bad Jeez Fan, sounds a hot one. Advise staying clear.…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rabid

Write something incorporating the word ‘rabid’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RABID Rabid looked at backwardsIs d-i-b-a-rWhat a load of nonsenseWhich I good am are A dibar is a two-pronged bar Fan…… Betcha didn’t know that?…… Useful in Aus for taming kangaroos…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Active

Write something incorporating the word ‘active’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO ACTIVE Now Covid’s kindly disappearedWe’ve oiled our tools of tradeOur active juices now turned onWe’re ready to get laid Jeez Fan. Stormy weather ahead…… Who wrote their script?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Heat

Write something incorporating the word ‘heat’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxie and Lexxie are hussy buddies ODE TO HEAT Trixx and Lexx are back on the streetRoaming (both on heat)Lockdown’s finished (no did catch)(Bank balance also down) I felt sorry for them Fan. Everyone needs to workContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Heat”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Slur

Write something incorporating the word ‘slur’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLUR Slur backSays rulsWhatta loadLoad of bull Yep, ‘Ruls’ is a word Fan……. RULS Revised UCLA Loneliness Scale…… I keep up with my etymology……..(not to look a fool) DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Remuneration

Write something incorporating the word ‘remuneration’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REMUNERATION Get no remunerationFor this ditty hereJust do it out of interestFor your little ear Err…eye DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Forgo

Write something incorporating the word ‘forgo’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FORGO Forgo or fordon’tDon’t know what to doAm gonna get drunkWhoop whoopee do do The word fordon’t exists Fan…… Or is it fordont ?….. Maybe I’m thinking of fondant……. DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Correct

Write something incorporating the word ‘correct’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CORRECT Do not try and correct meI know the earth is flatCos so says Daniel ShentonAnd dat my friend is dat Daniel is President of our Flat Earth Society Fan……. I go to every meeting…..Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Correct”