We wanted something differentDifferent from the restSomething architecturalFunctional at best…. Shit love I’ve fallen through a gap…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Category Archives: CONSTRUCTION FAILS
Stan the Emergency Worker
Was called out for emergencyPacked my bag of tricksFixed the problem (easy)Problem sorted, fixed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Won’t Take Very Long
Hold me while I finish guysWon’t take very longDon’t worry with the safety gearWon’t take very long…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan the Brickie Cum Toilet Installer
Stan put in the brick wall(He’s always there on call)So impressed we called him backTo toilet-match the wall….. We seem to have a leak somewhere Stan?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan builds a Fire Escape
I’ve built a lot of fire escapesOrders just don’t stopSolved a really tricky oneHow to get up top…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Dad I Need the Toilet
Dad I need the toiletDon’t wanna do a pissWhich door do we go throughThat door, or is it this?…. After you miss…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
We asked the best installerOf toilets that we knowTo put one in our bathroomWhich flushed real nice and low…. He did. And we are really happy with it Thankyou Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan the Traffic Controller
I’m trained in traffic ‘trollingWhere to, and not to driveI know which way is up and down(My knock-off time is five)…. Boss? I can’t find my boot?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021 (Latest reports say he is still unable to locate his boot)
Stan Finds Space for the Toilet
We were bit squashed for spaceSo had to put it thereThe Board of Health OK’d itDon’t think they really care…. We like it Stan. Quick pop-up in-between cooking the peas…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Hey Ethel Come Help Me
Hey Ethel come help me I’ve finishedJust three sheets should do me OKWe should call the builder to fix itHow come it was done first this way?…. We were recommended him by our neighbours. Dan (or someone) can be relied on they said……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 