Cars – Page 2 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Rock

My dearest went out drivingOn a mountain trackWhen suddenly from no-whereThis rock appeared …… Shit!…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Speeding Ticket

I got a speeding ticketWhy? could not be meMy car I was not driving thenThis ticket, let me see…. What!? The tow truck driver’s pulling it…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Johnny

We hired a car to JohnnyCops returned the carSeems Johnny had some problemsJohnny with the car….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

I don’t like using this expletive but rhyme made me do it Was sitting in my carA bolt of lightening struckThe car ended up bit worse for wearShit I said, (and fuck)……. The tyres prevent earthing and electrocution. The steel frame acts as a Faraday cage spreading the electricity around it. I’m not sure ifContinue reading “Lightening Strike”

Stan the Armoured Truck Driver

Apologies for f______ expletive. It’s not me. Rhyme made me do it. I am a real proud driverOf an armored truckAm in a bit of trouble hereCan’t find the key, damn, fuck………. You didn’t leave it in the ignition did you?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Turn Right Dear

My wife and I were driving homeRoad goes right here dearObeyed because she’s always rightAnd ended up in here……… Sorry dear…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Herky Jerky

We are a service garageHe said the truck went herkyThen it changed it’s tune and went the otherOther way, went jerky……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Stan the Paint Truck Driver

I am a paint truck driverDriving merrilyHello? just heard a bang at backWhatever can it be?……. Don’t know how it could have happened boss?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021