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Poet Don Reporting Australian Covid Baby Lockdown Fizzer

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team I’m reading a direct script here from my source in Australia Australia here, we gotta problemBit of doom and gloomCovid lockdown somehow didn’tProduce a babyContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting Australian Covid Baby Lockdown Fizzer”

Shipbuilding

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different I saw a documentaryOn how ships are kept together Riveting Attributed to Canadian comedian Stewart Francis Don MatthewsOctober 2020

I’m Very Sorry Madam

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m very sorry madamI don’t know how or whereMy baby learnt such languageI really don’t, I swear Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Colin Carpenter Attends Court

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My name is Colin CarpenterAttending court of lawHelping solve an unsolved crimeI told them what I saw And did…. Like a good law-abiding citizen…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Poet Don Reporting on the Foxtrot

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team The dance we know as foxtrotWas thought up on the floorBy vaudeviller Harry FoxIn year one-nine-one-four Don MatthewsOctober 2020

The Making of ‘Riders on the Storm’

This interested meIt may not youWhatever Jim Morrison went to ParisWhere he died at 27Officially from natural causesOther sources, from heroin overdose Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Shine Down Your Feline Highness

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Shine down Your Feline HighnessBathe us from light aboveWe purr in quiet contentment‘Tis you we a-dore, love But I’m just a light?…. She speaks to us?!!!…. Purr….Purr….Purr….Purr….Purr…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Oh No!

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Look what we’ve gone and done dearWe’ve gone and made a messWhy didn’t we just make itMake it M&S ? Don MatthewsOctober 2020

The Skillful Editor

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am a skillful EditorWell trained, I know my stuffWhat you see before you now’sNot final, just a rough Who did this?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Poet Don and Class Celebrate Talk Like Pirate Day, Sep 19

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don runs the FCS Childrens Education UnitHe is devoted to giving the children a firm groundingfor their journey in life All the kiddies love him If you’re wondering why Poet Don is running late for the celebration his typewriter keys got stuck and his lessonContinue reading “Poet Don and Class Celebrate Talk Like Pirate Day, Sep 19”