Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry

Poet Don Reporting on World Silly Sayings Day 13 October

Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team I can’t think of anything silly to say? You’re an embarrassment to the Silly Sayings Society PD…. Sorry…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different

Guest Poet Ryan Quinn Flanagan ‘It’s a Small World ‘

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am standing outside the restroomsat the Walmart in Sudburywaiting for my wife. Watching this little girlwork the steering wheelof this 25 cent machinein the shape of a carwhich she sits inas it plays:It’s a Small Worldover and overagain. “Look mommy!,”the little girl says tothisContinue reading “Guest Poet Ryan Quinn Flanagan ‘It’s a Small World ‘”

She Touched the Hem of Power. Zap

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m woman and inflictedInfliction hid, concealedJust touched the hem of Donald’s suitAnd came away all healed Gosh…. You must have hidden powers DonYour hem delivers itInflicted come ye one and allYou’re not some silly git After all Promote this man to my White House SpinContinue reading “She Touched the Hem of Power. Zap”

Poet Don is Frustrated (Oct 12 International Moment of Frustration Scream Day…Argh!!!)

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Listen up there Manager me?… Yes you at FCSI’m drowning in this workloadYou want me to address I’m joining ‘long with othersOn this world day of screamReports pile up before meReams and reams and reams You’re driving me to drinkingReports will turn to spinAnd readersContinue reading “Poet Don is Frustrated (Oct 12 International Moment of Frustration Scream Day…Argh!!!)”

The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Budding Poets Audition Site with Little Wanda

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. ThisContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Budding Poets Audition Site with Little Wanda”

Poet Don Reporting Australian Covid Baby Lockdown Fizzer

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team I’m reading a direct script here from my source in Australia Australia here, we gotta problemBit of doom and gloomCovid lockdown somehow didn’tProduce a babyContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting Australian Covid Baby Lockdown Fizzer”