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The Bees Knees of Fashion

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The model wore a beekeeping outfitWhy you ask? Why? well becauseFrench fashion designer Kenzo TakadaDesired to give onlookers a buzz The onlookers had to hide in the bushesUnder brollies (keeping virus away)While sipping on champagne an caviarThey all had a buzzing good day French designer FelipeContinue reading “The Bees Knees of Fashion”

Oh Great One We Worship You

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Down we bow before youUpon our bended kneeImmune you are (by your decree)Immortal now (by we) Oh hail triumphant LeaderWe you now deifyA Constantine the Great you areYou’ll live on, never die We’ll knock down our Mt RushmoreReplace it with just youWe’ll rival Egypt’s ValleyContinue reading “Oh Great One We Worship You”

The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. ThisContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don”

The Like-Minders Society Presents Guest Poet Christopher Pike and ‘Turtle’ OK

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. Welcome to the LMS POETS IN ACTION SITE Today we are privileged to haveContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society Presents Guest Poet Christopher Pike and ‘Turtle’ OK”

Colin Carpenter, Australian Constipations Expert

Colin (not a carpenter)True blue Aussie guyExpert in the constipationsSpread across the sky Where did he learn such knowledgeAbout our southern sky?He went to universityAnd dat my fiends is why Asked ’bout many questionsTold us what he knewWell done Colin CarpenterAussie through and through Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Guest Poet Jeffery Zable ‘Erogenous Zones’

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different EROGENOUS ZONES I wish they’d never been discovered, because if they hadn’t,there’d be no rapes, child molestations, and unwanted pregnancies.People would keep their hands to themselves and treat each otherwith the respect that each person deserves. And there’d be no peeping toms lurking around backyardsContinue reading “Guest Poet Jeffery Zable ‘Erogenous Zones’”