donmatthewspoetry

We Have a Slight Problem

But boss I built the stepsExactly as on planYou say there is a problemThey need be built again? Why?…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Did You Know?

No I didn’t Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Why is Priscilla Always Changing Colour?

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different You ask me why does PrissyKeep on changing looksEach time I post her up on screenWith pictures that I took? Good question…… She is a rare breed of cat called a Chameleon cat (Chamcat for short). Although of gentle nature she is a little dopey atContinue reading “Why is Priscilla Always Changing Colour?”

Ralph, You’re Also an Idiot

I know Priscilla’s an idiotSeems Ralph is now also one tooHe swallowed the brush from the toiletYou stupid dog, yes stupid you Don MatthewsOctober 2020

A Late Contender for the Presidency, Richard Head

I’m going to vote for Richard I feel he would do a better job than the incumbent holder Don MatthewsOctober 2020

You Look Silly Priscilla

Why are you looking upsideDown at me like that?It makes you look peculiarYou silly, dopey cat Don MatthewsOctober 2020

I Am a Step/Ramp Expert

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am a step/ramp expertDisables catered forExample of my craftsmanshipHave orders for lots more We gotta have one (Wealchare County Council) We too. Two for us (Dishable County Council) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Get Your Political Kicks on Route 66

Let’s take a look at what’s happeningPolitically on Route 66‘Honk if you think Trumps a moron’Honk if we’re in a shit fix honk..honkhonk…honkhonk…honkhonk…honkbeep…beep Three cheers for President DonaldAs he limousines down Route 66We know USA’s in a shit messAs God, he will remedy our fix ‘Too right y’all‘…. ‘Daddy will do it’..daughter Ivanka (of GoyaContinue reading “Get Your Political Kicks on Route 66”

Happy Birthday Jana

Happy birthday Jana21st of JuneSunny day and friends around(Do love the balloons) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Seatbelt

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I couldn’t work out how the seatbelt worked Then it clicked Don MatthewsOctober 2020