Prissy had a friend aroundReserved and so politePrissy acted as herselfSilly, brain not right Guess which is which ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Lighting Up the Driveway
We thought your driveway neededLighting up at nightSo placed it in the centreDoes this suit alright? Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Poet Don Reporting on 8748
Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team The number of cars that were soldSeptember 94In Canada of Ford typeNo less, and no, no more Good to know… Thankyou…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 FCS Management Note Remember this important fact It could beContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 8748”
Captain Beefheart I Love You
Poem will only makes sense when you view the video ‘Click Clack’ below Captain Beefheart I love youLove your droneLove me do Bloke on gui-tarHypnotizedBy your droneOff, well fried Drummer dazedStoned as rockLove you CaptainClick my clock Kicking myself I missed the gig…. There’s more to them than meets the eye…. Yeah?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Priscilla Desires Playtime with Fish
That little fishy up thereI’d like to splash with, playJust need to figure how to get upGet up there some way Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Melania Hits the Campaign Trail (a tad late but no probs)
Donald is a fighterLoves his country tooIt’s just I don’t always agreeThe way it’s said to you Oh?…. As said, he loves his country(For me I love his hair)Important he speaks directly toThe people that serve, care Go Melania…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Poet Don and Class on ‘Dress Like a Dork Day’, 19 Oct
Today’s a special dayAbout I want to talkWe are all ears Poet Don….‘Bout dressing like a dork What’s a dork Poet Don?…. Mazie has set up the projector to show us….(Mazie’s our tech whiz) ooh!…they look funny…. Dig deep into your wardrobe everyone and come dressed all dorky for your class tomorrow Yes Poet Don….Continue reading “Poet Don and Class on ‘Dress Like a Dork Day’, 19 Oct”
Tik Tok Follower
Man dies just 19 Tik Tok followers short of 100K Bummer…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Toilet Paper Increases
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Toilet paper went upWhile kitty litter dropped $23 -$16 If only I could work out a way to use it? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Our Very Useful Side Door
We love our new green side doorIt’s purpose hard to see?It comes in very handy asExit emergency Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020