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Stan the Plumber Overcomes a Difficulty

Had a problem here bossRan into the clockMade a quick adjustmentClock went tick-a-tock Well done son….. Slight design fail ?…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member Call Stan for your next plumbing job Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Poet Don and Class on Howl at the Moon 26 October (catch-up lesson)

Message from FCS ManagementThe moon was asleep on 26 October so Poet Don had to postpone his lesson until the moon woke up. Yes Tommy the moon goes to sleep and wakes up. Just like you I don’t have a poem for you today children but I do have a song we can all singContinue reading “Poet Don and Class on Howl at the Moon 26 October (catch-up lesson)”

Ralph Discovers Hidden Sox, Claims Not Guilty

Just by chance I came acrossAll these ex-posed soxAnd wondered who did put them thereMust have been the fox Our Ralph doesn’t do things like this…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Priscilla You’re So Dumb

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Prissy you’re a dumb catThe door is open wide (nearly)Don’t look at me and meow like thatMove left and come inside meow?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Ralph Misses the Stage

Ralph used to be an actorPlaying leading rolesHe’s now assigned to backstageIt’s breaking poor Ralph’s soul Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Phone Tower Build

Attention: News scoopNASA builds 4G tower on moondisguised as pine tree Hello? hello? Anyone there? rustle…rustle Must be windy…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Easter Bunny Lollies

These are my favourite lolliesThey’re brown and taste real yummyAnd round this time each every yearThey’re left by Easter Bunny Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Just Been to Don’s Tampa Rally

I’ve just been attending Don’s rallyIn hot Tampa sun we did baskMelania kissed Don on the cheek (how so nice)And no-one bothered wearing a mask We follow our Leader’s example. He knows best…. We packed in together like sardinesSocial distancing? shit man no wayExcept if you happened to faint nowThey distanced you in the sickContinue reading “Just Been to Don’s Tampa Rally”

Tommy the Cat

Primus is an experimental band. Tommy is an alley cat desired by a tempting lady feline.The original was done with animation (second video). The reason I’m posting this is to show the interplay between drums and slap bass in the live performance. The dialogue is too quick to follow so this will give you theContinue reading “Tommy the Cat”

Rewarding Antisocial Behaviour. Drug Mule Shapelle Corby

Corby is to star inA realty TV showShe came to fame as drug muleWhy do we stoop this low? Because we want people watching our show (ratings you know), and we don’t care how we go about it…. It’s just wrong Don MatthewsOctober 2020 Does crime pay? Claims that convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby is ‘set to receive aContinue reading “Rewarding Antisocial Behaviour. Drug Mule Shapelle Corby”