Please don’t worry, I’m OKWe’re into things high-techI’m cozy and quite comfortableThey’ll be back in a sec….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Tommy What?
I’ll comment on things deserving meritBut not on things that I think notIt also can work in reverse directionIf you think what I write’s tommy rot Don MatthewsMarch 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – Soul Train Line ‘Glasshouse’ Temptations
Soul Train is an American music-dance television program which aired from October 2, 1971, to March 27, 2006. In its 35-year history, the show primarily featured performances by R&B, soul, dance/pop, and hip hop artists, although funk, jazz, disco, and gospel artists also appeared. The series was created by Don Cornelius, who also served as its firstContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – Soul Train Line ‘Glasshouse’ Temptations”
Next Best Seats
I’m sorry all the good seatsHave been taken sirNext best I can offer youIs these….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Ralph’s Practicing for the Circus (as is Priscilla)
Ralph learnt of Priscilla’sHeed for the circus callNot wishing to be left outHe’s taken up the ball….. He’s making good progress…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
I wanted a new toiletCall Stan they said, top manI left him to his business butGot problems with the pan….. Customer asks where to put his right leg?…. Pushed for space boss…. Want’s to know where’s the brown seat?…. Also sees a problem pissing when he’s drunk….. Jeez boss. Talk about fussy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Cilla Does a Cat Curl
Cilla’s a proud member ofA top Cat Curling ClubDidn’t know about this?Rub-a-dub-a-dub…… Go Cilla…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You Never Can Tell’ Status Quo
Status Quo are an English rock band that formed in 1962. Most songs that describe a young couple in love on their way to adulthood don’t end well, as disaffection or tragedy strikes. This song is unusual in that the couple does just fine, settling in with a nice record collection and some Roebuck furniture. AsContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You Never Can Tell’ Status Quo”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If you shift every letter in the word ‘cheer’ seven spaces ahead in the alphabet, you get the word ‘jolly’ Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Be Patient and Wait Ralph
We built a flap for CillaThrough it she neatly fitsWhen Ralph he wants to come insideHe needs to wait and sit For the door to be opened…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021