Mary Hinge approached usWanted enteringExplained not in the usual wayBut for to help her sing…. Production Notes Mary supplied dog.(Said singing calmed her pooch and would appeal to other dog lovers) Perc supplied red bow and Safeway price sticker Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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Colonel Sanders Delivers the Nuggets
Colonel Sanders makes his nuggetsThen delivers them wide and farHe doesn’t use a haulage firmBut simply with his car….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Plastics, Cans and Waste
We manufacture special binsFor plastics, cans and wasteDesigning time we spend a lotWe don’t do things in haste…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I’ve Found Out Why I’m Silly
My brain is wired to sillyCan’t help the way I thinkTrait of a bipole manicRinky-dinky-dink Why do I write silly, strange, offbeat stuff?Because after being hospitalized twice they diagnosed me with bipolar mania.It’s now comforting to know I have a medical reason for my behaviour. And yes, a bipolar brain is wired different to aContinue reading “I’ve Found Out Why I’m Silly”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Oh Lonesome Me’ (Don Gibson) Herb Kraus and the Walkin’ Shoes
Woo hoo…some good old rock ‘n’ roll…. Hey? the legs are back again…… Yeah…… Dispense with the lyrics. All eyes will be on the legs…… Hey?…… What?……. Do oldies No lyrics. Looking at legs. Sorry……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Specializes in Sign Installation
Was asked to put a sign up(Of which I specialize)No problem, do these in my sleepSmall, large, any size…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc These ladies (there were three of)Asked the Lord aboveDon’t let me waste, please use me(The cover they all loved)…. Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the StarsSmiles photoshopped by PercGlasses supplied by Faith Don MatthewsJuly 2021
FCS Announcement. Good News
Stan has just informed me, that with the help of his assistant Perc, he has re-opened his Record Album Design Studio after weeks of self-imposed lockdown. He became worried about Covid entering the studio and infecting the cameras and photographic printing equipment. He says all sorted now. Thorough spraying over with flyspray During the closureContinue reading “FCS Announcement. Good News”
How We Stop Things Falling Off
We use this quite often, this techniqueFor stopping them fall on the roadIt passes all safety precautionsAs on our way home we do rode… We always wear our helmets…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
From the FCS Book of Little Known Facts
1935 The world’s first parking meters installed in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma