It’s time to have our clearance saleMake way for latest stockThis should do the trick bossBuyers gonna flock….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
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Stan Designs a Toilet Paper Holder
Toilet Stan’s an expertIt’s why this man we rangDesign for us a holder StanTo toilet paper hang…. We love it Stan. Does he bite?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Daler Rowney
We’re paint tubes Daler RowneyValue guaranteedFull from top to bottomYes, we are indeed…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Goin’ to Mississippi’ Magic Slim and the Teardrops (2002)
Morris Holt (August 7, 1937 – February 21, 2013), known as Magic Slim, was an American blues singer and guitarist. Born at Torrance, near Grenada, Mississippi, the son of sharecroppers, he followed blues greats such as Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf to Chicago, developing his own place in the Chicago blues scene. With his band the Teardrops they played in the dim, smoke-filled juke joints popular in Chicago in the 1970s onContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Goin’ to Mississippi’ Magic Slim and the Teardrops (2002)”
Stan Installs Another Toilet
We asked the best installerOf toilets that we knowTo put one in our bathroomWhich flushed real nice and low…. He did. And we are really happy with it Thankyou Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
We are all God’s children -by a previous marriage
Fireworks
My boy is into fireworksExploding things (with care)His latest trick’s bit ordinary butYou gotta start somewhere….. He wants to do a car next……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rock Steady’ Tim Akers & The Smoking Section
Rock steady baby!That’s what I feel nowLet’s call this song exactly what it is Step n’ move your hipsWith a feelin’ from side to sideSit yourself down in your carAnd take a ride And while you’re movin’Rock steadyRock steady babyLet’s call this song exactly what it is(What it is -what it is – what itContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rock Steady’ Tim Akers & The Smoking Section”
Spring
Spring has sprungCows drop dungBulls well-hungWhat the fung? clap….clap…..clap Thankyou…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
France’s Expensive 2014 Train Bungle
We just have bought a new train fleetThe country’s joy and prideAppears we have a problem thoughCan’t squeeze past, seems too wide…. 2,000 trains ordered. Too big for 1,300 stationsWrong measurements given to manufacturer. Calculations based on 30-year-old station widths. No-one bothered to verify. 1,300 stations needed altering Estimated damage value $68 million Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “France’s Expensive 2014 Train Bungle”