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Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Stan Inspects Possible Problem
It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Train Ride
I use the public transportWith their comfy chairsMakes the ride enjoyableGetting here to there…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Oldest Gymnast
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Orientation
Write something incorporating the word ‘orientation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ORIENTATION I’m hanging upside down from ceil(Which doesn’t feel quite right)My orientation’s buggered, shotI’m hanging from the light What you doing to me Fan?…… DM
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘The House is Rocking’ Stevie Ray Vaughn
Stephen Ray Vaughan (October 3, 1954 – August 27, 1990) was an American musician, singer, songwriter, and record producer, best known as a guitarist. Although his mainstream career only spanned seven years, he is considered an icon and one of the most influential musicians in the history of blues music, and one of the greatest guitarists of allContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘The House is Rocking’ Stevie Ray Vaughn”
Scott Dooley
“Rule 1 of perfume promotion is tocome up with an ad that makes absolutelyno sense to anyone” Scott DooleyAustralian comedian
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe
Write something incorporating the word ‘clairvoyant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROBE I am a little butterflyI probe with my proboscisA warning, don’t come near meIt’s long, strong and colossus Sheesh Fan stay clear….. She sounds a monster…… Wouldn’t wanna get shafted with a giant proboscisContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe”
Stan’s Bike Saddle Company
We specialize in makingSaddles for all bikesDifferent colours red/blue/pinkMany people like…. Jeez coach these pink ones are comfy……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Printer
I have computer printerIt’s playing up on meHave put a message in the lobbyMessage all to see…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022