donmatthewspoetry

Jumbo Yuen

My name is Jumbo YuenI am a Hong Kong catMust carry ID card in mouthTo prove I am this cat…. We are a police state here…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Stan Does a Minor Toilet Remake

Knowing Stan’s an expertIn everything re looWe had a minor remakeGave him the job to do…. We asked the question. He said jump…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Shaky Ground’ Delbert McClinton, Shari Puorto and the McCrary Sisters

Delbert McClinton (born November 4, 1940)is an American blues rock and electric blues singer-songwriter, guitarist, harmonica player, and pianist. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Priscilla Goes for her Sunday Stroll

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Each Sunday I look forward toMy owner calling meCilla, time for us to strollAnd view the scenery…. meow…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (truck hoist)

Bedfellows

My husband is a bastardI’ve kicked him out of bedNew bedfellows I’ve taken inMuch nicer they instead…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Right Vehicle

We couldn’t get the rightVehicle for our dadSo had to compromise and takeWhatever one they had…. We’re sure he would be happy. Ex army sergeant he was…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Wallet

Went to buy a walletGenuine leather oneFound just what I wantedPurchased, dusted, done…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (self-drive cars)

New Tyre Trial

I’m trying out a new tyreA tyre no-one’s yet seenBased on threaded overlapColour black (not green)…. (Ecological green (based on grass) still in experimental stage) Don MatthewsApril 2022