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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

It’s better to have loved and wonthan to go though the whole damn thing again

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:lost, loved, quote, won2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Toilet

I’ve bought myself a newToilet so can seeWhat I’m doing looks correctAnd colour’s correct for pee… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, toilet2 Comments on Toilet

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (wireless printer)

Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:wireless printer5 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (wireless printer)

Our Dog is not Food Fussy

Our dog is not food fussyWe feed, he eats, no probShould you deliver parcelsOver fence, don’t lob…. Is this your dog Fan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:destructive dog, dog, humour, poetry5 Comments on Our Dog is not Food Fussy

Careful Driver

I’m always very carefulWatching where I goTaking care to miss thingsMiss things as I go…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car crash, humour, poetry8 Comments on Careful Driver

Buying My Petrol

I used to buy my petrolAt any place I stopI now have changed my shoppingI always stop here now…. Kitty always comes out to serve me…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Buying My Petrol

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Turtle)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:turtle3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Turtle)

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Can’t Go For That’ O’Jays (Live From Daryl’s House)

Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2022Posted inDaily music videoLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Can’t Go For That’ O’Jays (Live From Daryl’s House)

Death Certificate

I’ve found an easy wayEasy when I dieTo fill out all the paperworkWhen in my bed I lie…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:death certificate, humour, online, poetry1 Comment on Death Certificate

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If you want to know what you look likewhen you’re asleep stand in frontof the mirror with your eyes closed

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 9, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:mirror, quote, sleep2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

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