I find that when I driveThis helps my driving skillsInstructor Stan showed me this trickWorks really good on hills…. My instructor suggested it officer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (electric charger)
Electric charger in shape of old bowser
Trophies
I have two dildo trophiesSitting on the shelfBut now too old to use themUse them on myself What else could I do with this one?… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Stuck in the Middle with You’ (Stealers Wheel) Pomplamoose
Pomplamoose is an American musical duo composed of husband-and-wife multi-instrumentalist Jack Conte and singer-songwriter and bassist Nataly Dawn. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Participates in Research Project
I love my animalsAnd must participateThey have no others wanting toIt’s only me to date…. Perc has offered to join me. Good buddy is Perc…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Message on kitchen apron Your opinion wasn’t in the recipe
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (police reindeer)
What’s the Problem?
I’m safe in my self-driving carThe car is driving meEnabling me to sit backAnd also be hands-free…. To enjoy my music and knit. What’s the problem?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Lounge
If you’ve bought a loungeAnd want to take it homeHere’s an easy cost-free way…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hibernate
Write something incorporating the word ‘hibernate’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HIBERNATE I’m a fan of FanI’m a fan of FanI therefore cannot hibernateCos I’m a fan of Fan Hip hip hooray…… Gawd…… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 