Do you have a favourite place you have visited?Where is it? Yes, I do have a favourite place. I frequent it quite often My favourite place is toiletThere I goes and sitsDoing lotsa pissesDoing lotsa shits Sorry Fan. Couldn’t help it……
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Botted Chair
I’m sitting in the cafeMy favourite chair’s been gotThe curvature I put it inDon’t suit the gotter’s bot
Priscilla Attends Physics Class
Priscilla is FCS resident cat In physics having lessonI’m a waste of spaceI’ll leave it for the humansI can’t keep up the pace Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan Delivers the Paint
FCS Stan is a man of many talents Efficiency I’m top manNo wasting time for Stanget it off the truck (yep) quickQuickly as I can Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hairdresser
Women always come to me(Despite they have to wait)They like my different styles of cutsI’m into cutting straight Don MatthewsDecember 2022
A Challenge For You Architect
A challenge for you architectA geometrical House is what I’m looking forPyramidical Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Head Over Dick
Me and me mate had this ideaOne we had seen in the flicksIt started out fine till it turned outTurned out shit head over dick Idea was to ramp in and dodge the columns Jack. What went wrong?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (grand opening)
String quartet performs for 2292 plants at reopening of Gran Teatro del Li Ceu Barcelona 22/6/20 There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (shark inside fish tornado)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (largest family)
Poor fella…… There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 