Covid’s floating round aboutHey guys there goes DonLet’s go bugger up his dayLet’s go sit upon Little buggers found me outWell shit and bugger meYou didn’t wear your mask we seeYour mask we didn’t see They said we could throw them away……Well shit and bugger me I sayYou turned your back on us (they said)You thoughtContinue reading “Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers”
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Make-Up Parlour
Went to a make-up parlourCan make new face for me?They said we sure can madamResult scroll down looksee You look great Candy…… Aaw thanks Chrystal…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Stan and Perc do a Painting Job
Stan (with apprentice Perc)is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I use my tallest laddaFor jobs which are real highSafety is my motto (yep)Motto when up high Hold it steady Perc…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Repeat Pain
You’ve seen me go thru this beforeAnguish and much painI somehow do not seem to learnI have not learnt again Don MatthewsNovember 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Plan to be spontaneoustomorrow
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You’re So Vain’ Carly Simon (1987)
Carly Elisabeth Simon (born June 25, 1943) is an American musician, singer-songwriter, memoirist, and children’s author. She rose to fame in the 1970s with a string of hit records Carly Simon: Live from Martha’s Vineyard is a 1987 HBO concert special featuring Carly Simon recorded live on the shores of Martha’s Vineyard. Martha’s Vineyard is an islandContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘You’re So Vain’ Carly Simon (1987)”
Covid Testing
We’ve got your spittal/mucousTo test if yay or nayWe add Covid reagentTo see what it will say You’re negative…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Adam Liaw
“I feel that politics has reached a point where we should just dissolve all civilisationand return to life in the trees as God intended” Adam LiawAustralian TV chef and author
Pornography and Deep Holes
Pornography is likeA damn addictive drugDigs you deeper deeper deeper downInto the hole you’ve dug To get out of the hole you’ve dug -stop digging Don MatthewsNovember 2022
They Thought I was Nuts
d’Arenberg Cube Restaurant . Mc Laren Vale, South Australia, Chester Osborn I built a model (cube it was)They said ridiculousChester it’s a no-goThey thought that I was nuts It will not ever happen sonMy father said to meReplied I, yes it will dadJust you wait and see My dad he is still coming to GripsContinue reading “They Thought I was Nuts”