I’m following the speakerWith my deaf and dumbHad to do some improviseWith my deaf and dumb Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Modern Feline Surgery
I had a minor accident(Unusual for a pet)Now surgically I’m back in placeThankyou thankyou vet Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Shit What Was That Sound I Heard?
I am a racing driverBoth hands on the wheelShit what was that sound I heardWhat’s this funny feel? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Hedge
Out in the morningHedge gets a trimAnnual haircutBy owner Jim Good onya Jim…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Venezuelan currency)
Money into bags. Currency virtually worthless There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Nigerian scam)
This Nigerian Scammer Sold a Fake Airport for £242 Million Together with five slightly loyal accomplices, Nwude pulled off the impressive feat of impersonating the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria successfully enough to convince Nelson Sagakuchi, a director of the Brazilian bank Bacno Noroeste. He then convinced Sagakuchi to invest in a newContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Nigerian scam)”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rockin’ All Over the World’ Finstad and Golten
Finstad and Golten are a British tribute band. Lyrics below “Rockin’ All Over The World” Ah here we are and here we are and here we goAll aboard and we’re hitting the roadHere we go, rockin’ all over the world Ah giddy-up and giddy-up and get awayWe’re going crazy and we’re going todayHere we go,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rockin’ All Over the World’ Finstad and Golten”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flummoxed
Write something incorporating the word ‘flummoxed’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FLUMMOXED At times I get quite flummoxedUnderstanding meRunning hither thither-likeFlummoxed (yep) I be Completely flummoxed Fan…… DM
Goose
We have a gooseWe love her soShe guards the doorDoh si doh Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Gerald’s Canary
I’m Gerald’s little canaryGerald’s pride and joyI play with him he plays with meI’m Gerald’s pride and joy Shit son you’re not meant to eat it…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023