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Bigger is Better?

They want to increase our population Why is it that so much is given to the bigger is better mantra? How big is big enough? 1 million? 5 million? 50 million? For me Adelaide is big enough DM

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Oh You Pretty Things’ David Bowie (1972 Old Grey Whistle Test)

The Old Grey Whistle Test was a British television music show. The show was devised by BBC producer Rowan Ayers, commissioned by (Sir) David Attenborough and aired on BBC2 from 1971 to 1988. Attenborough showed an instinctive understanding of what made good television – Match of the Day, Monty Python and The Old Grey Whistle Test among the many groundbreakingContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Oh You Pretty Things’ David Bowie (1972 Old Grey Whistle Test)”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (pirate earrings)

While we hardly ever see a depiction of a pirate without golden earrings, it isn’t just because they thought they looked cool. Pirates were incredibly superstitious. Many of them believed that a golden earring would ensure that you never drowned. Others believed that they stopped sea sickness. However, the most common reason for wearing lavishContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (pirate earrings)”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Houdini)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Priscilla Meets Royalty

Priscilla is FCS resident cat For her special serviceServing those in needPriscilla is rewardedScroll down and you will seed Arise Princess Priscilla…… DM

Seat Belt

Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRunning into bus? I’m sure it will dear…… DM

Interior Decoration

We had a throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dan Sheaffer 3 Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc How far is it to hell they asked?The Sheaffers want to know?They filled the place with sound effectsBut still they do not know Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Perc photographer got lots ofreal happy smilesWell doneContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dan Sheaffer 3 Job”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Surreptitiously

Write something incorporating the word ‘surreptitiously’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SURREPTITIOUSLY Surreptitiously is tooToo hard to rhyme toSo I’m gonna give a missChoogaloogaloo DM

Stay Where You Are

Stay where you are Megan/HarryStay in your own U of SDon’t come to our king’s coronationDon’t come here and don’t bother us While Harry and Megan will almost certainly attend the coronation any hopes of a warm welcome have been dashed with polls showing they are not welcome in Britain DM