Solar Fashion

A solar shirt’s just been invented The prototype’s all in black tones Flexible solar strips decorate it When attached it will charge mobile phones Workwear with wearable technology With lighting and heating inbuilt Will be on the market in 5 years Manufacturing then will be in full tilt Dutch fashion designer and researcherDr Pauline vanContinue reading “Solar Fashion”

Drunk Fairy Grounded

This chap he took a Ryanair Flight to Krakow, Poland There would’ve been no problem Except he’s on a roll, and… Fired up on the good stuff Fired up rather well He caused disturbance and surprise When dressed as Tinkerbell The police arrived to escort Green-dress-and-fairy-wings Off the plane (not ‘llowed to fly) Hey ring-a-ding-a-dingContinue reading “Drunk Fairy Grounded”

The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist

I’ve just gradyooated from The Yooniversity Proudly hold degree in hand Nanotecknology They tort me nano this and that And finger-count to three I’m now a round, well-educated Educated mee 1260 + 2740 = ? Dunno? Not nuff fingas….. Don MatthewsJune 2020 We seem to be missing out on teaching university students how to spellContinue reading “The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist”