Untrained security guards hired by the Victorian Government to guard virus quarantine patients fell asleep, and slept with hotel guests. In doing so they became infected, spread the virus and are causing a spike in new cases.
I’m specially trained to look after
Some lovelies in virus quarantine
But none of us really believe it
Cos no virus bugs we have seen
It seemed such a waste of each others
Time to just sit, loll around
So filled it with romps in the bedroom
Much nicer time-waster we found
They sacked me?….