I’m a Specially Trained Virus Quarantine Guard

Untrained security guards hired by the Victorian Government to guard virus quarantine patients fell asleep, and slept with hotel guests. In doing so they became infected, spread the virus and are causing a spike in new cases.

I’m specially trained to look after

Some lovelies in virus quarantine

But none of us really believe it

Cos no virus bugs we have seen


It seemed such a waste of each others

Time to just sit, loll around

So filled it with romps in the bedroom

Much nicer time-waster we found


They sacked me?….


Don Matthews
July 2020.


Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing around with words. And having fun

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