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Monthly Archives: April 2023

Bikini

Bought this new bikiniType come-on/stay-‘wayHappy little minion-kiniWhat more can I say? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bikini, humour, minions, poetry, rhyme8 Comments on Bikini

What a Lovely View Dear

What a lovely view dearLiving right up hereFoundations safe and sturdyNothing left to fear…. What’s that trembling dear……Just a minor earthquakeNothing to worry about DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:earthquake, high rise', humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on What a Lovely View Dear

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fallacy

Write something incorporating the word ‘fallacy’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FALLACY It is a common fallacyA neutered dog gets fatFat and lazy (yep yep yep)Well I’ll be, how ’bout dat Yep…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:fallacy, humour, nonsense, ode, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fallacy

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (cyclist)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:cyclist1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (cyclist)

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Spanish flu)

Spanish flu pandemic 1918 There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inHistorical photos, Little-known factsTags:Spanish fluLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Spanish flu)

From the FCS Book of Proverbs

The greatest aid toadult education is children

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:adult education, children, quote, subject2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Proverbs

FCS Daily Music Video ‘January’ Pilot

Pilot were a Scottish rock group, formed in 1973 in Edinburgh by David Paton and Billy Lyall.

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2023Posted inDaily music videoTags:january, pilotLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video ‘January’ Pilot

Stan. ATM Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am a bank installerATM’s my forteCustomers need exerciseATM’s my forte DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:ATM, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Stan. ATM Installer

Car

I gotta bit of problemProblem with the carCame up with solutionSolution there you are DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, garage, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Car

Wall

My girl and I are bondedBy gum, our love is thickTo show our love to all the worldOn wall our gum we stick DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chewing gum, humour, poetry, rhyme, wall1 Comment on Wall

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