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Monthly Archives: March 2022
Ralph Feels the Cold
Ralph is FCS resident dog In winter when it’s coldOutside, my head it feelsA chill which tends to penetrate… Sorted…. Aren’t I cute?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (Mt Fuji)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tasteful
Write something incorporating the word ‘tasteful’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TASTEFUL I have a tasteful implantIn my upper thirdBrass-tattoo’d titaniumIn my favourite bird Kookaburra…… Betcha can’t better this Fan…… Oh? Nothing wrong with plain toof-like implants…… No offence toof…… DM
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I’m On Fire’ 5000 Volts (1976)
5000 Volts is the name of a British disco recording act that achieved success throughout Europe during the 1970s. The group consisted of vocalists Tina Charles and Martin Jay, with a changing group of session musicians. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Baby Charlie
I’m Charlie (and disabled)What difference does that make?I’ll be your friend give lots of loveWhat difference does it make? There’s many of me out thereWe have a lot to giveOK we might be different butWhat difference does it make?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Kind and Considerate
It’s nice to know there isPeople still aroundThe boy that’s right in front of meIs rarely ever found… Such is the pity…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Measure
I bought myself a measureA tape to measure thingsIt stuck it’s little thing outSaid come pull out my thing Which I did…. I like it dear…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (Belize blue hole)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Swift
Write something incorporating the word ‘swift’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SWIFT I’m Jonafon Swift-SwiffleyI’m in the upper classI think I’m really beautifulOthers, up my arse Why?…… I fink Jonafon’s got a problem Fan…… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 