Monthly Archives: January 2022
Security Gate
Had trouble with some prowlersHad gate put in to beatOne which wasn’t scaleableHunky. dory, sweet…. Hunky. dory, sweet……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Hank and the Pretty Boy Choir Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Another lot knocked on our doorKeen to Rapture onHandsome Hank with Pretty Boys (One of them was John) And Ron…….no Don Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Perc thought food spread would encourage smiles. Seemed to work Hank is the handsome oneContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Hank and the Pretty Boy Choir Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hospital
Write something incorporating the word ‘hospital’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HOSPITAL I’m double dosed and boostedBut still felt rather oddSo took myself to hospitalTo check my anti-bod They said I got no anti-bods Fan…… Doctor had no explanation…… Said not to worry, I’ll survive…….. ToughContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hospital”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Spain’ Three Dog Night
The official commentary included in the CD set Celebrate: The Three Dog Night Story, 1965–1975 states that vocalist Danny Hutton’s girlfriend, actress June Fairchild (best known as the “Ajax Lady” from the Cheech and Chong movie Up In Smoke) suggested the name after reading a magazine article about Aboriginal Australians, in which it was explained that on cold nights they would customarily sleepContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Spain’ Three Dog Night”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Hobbies of Yore
Hobbies of Yore Why I ask?……
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Handbook
Write something incorporating the word ‘handbook’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO HANDBOOK To guide our favourite hussiesA handbook I have writMust be on street at 2amPiping hussy-fit You know how Trixx keeps complaining about her spikes Fan?…… It’s in theContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Handbook”
Tallulah Bankhead
“If I have to live my life again,I’d make the same mistakes,only sooner” Tallulah BankheadUS actor
Orangutan Online Dating Service
Netherlands zoo encourages orangutans to choose online dating partners You look sexy LolaWill you with me bed?Zoo will fund our fun timeWe can bed then wed…. Quick, fly Ollie down while he’s still hot…… https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-400719/Dutch-zoo-introduces-online-dating-lovelorn-orangutans.html Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Troubles Architect
The architect designed for meA house up in the trees, butI struggle getting up thereWith bags of groceries…. Done. Next challenge?…… Where’s the lift?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 