I’m tired of reading same oldSame old same old stuff‘Bout birds and bees and butterfliesI’ve really had enough Give me something differentGive me something newHello? rain’s now falling upI kid you not, ’tis true Give me something differentImagination stretchShow me you can do itSomething different, fetch Hey?…. the clocks are also going backwards Don MatthewsAprilContinue reading “Same Old Same Old”
Monthly Archives: April 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Cry For a Shadow’ The Beatles
An instrumental done intending to parody the British rock group the Shadows. Recorded in Hamburg. You will recognise John, Paul and George. Drummer is Pete Best. Sound quality is poor so have included the track from the album. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Battery
Your battery I can’t findSir, where it should beDo you even have one?One for me to see? Oh, there it is…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Words matter Because words matterMisleading information mattersIt’s not just distractingIt’s downright dangerous
Car Service Garage
This car came in for serviceOpened driver’s doorWas just about to start the jobAnd this is what we saw…. Did you remember to change the message dear?…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)
Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph used to look forward to their adventure at the EIF Holiday Camp. That is, until it suddenly shut down, without any warning. Understandably they are distressed and quite puzzled as to what is going on. I said maybe no longer viable?… overheads too great perhaps?…or it needed toContinue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Look At Pics Of Their EIF Holiday Camp Adventure T#22 (+ 3 poems not seen on FCS)”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Still Haven’t Found’ (U2) Pomplamoose ft. KT Tunstall
Pomplamoose is an American musical duo composed of husband-and-wife multi-instrumentalist Jack Conte and singer-songwriter Nataly Dawn. The duo formed in 2008 and sold approximately 100,000 songs online in 2009. They are known for their viral YouTube videos and covers of popular songs Lyrics below I have climbed highest mountainI have run through the fieldsOnly to be with youOnly to be withContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Still Haven’t Found’ (U2) Pomplamoose ft. KT Tunstall”
Car Door
Went to open car doorTo let my dearest inSomething funny happenedNow my ditty’s fin… (Best I could do…sorry) Don MatthewsApril 2021
Angle
Parked the car on street last nightThis morning looked out windowCar was at an angleFunny I thought?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Parody Oh Parody
Parody oh parodyWhat have you done to me?The WordPress Board of Ethics areChasing after me You’ve parodied our daffodilsSuch pretty little flowersThat shoot each year in springtimeHelped up by rainy showers What the Ethics Board are up in arms about Don MatthewsApril 2021