FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different It’s not the followers who countIt’s those who read/press likeYou are my loyal ‘audience’You don’t ride off on bike Don MatthewsOctober 2020 I ain’t got a bike DonLooks like you’re stuck with me…. Who said that?…
Monthly Archives: October 2020
Poet Don is Frustrated (Oct 12 International Moment of Frustration Scream Day…Argh!!!)
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Listen up there Manager me?… Yes you at FCSI’m drowning in this workloadYou want me to address I’m joining ‘long with othersOn this world day of screamReports pile up before meReams and reams and reams You’re driving me to drinkingReports will turn to spinAnd readersContinue reading “Poet Don is Frustrated (Oct 12 International Moment of Frustration Scream Day…Argh!!!)”
The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Budding Poets Audition Site with Little Wanda
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. ThisContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Budding Poets Audition Site with Little Wanda”
Poet Don Reporting Australian Covid Baby Lockdown Fizzer
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team I’m reading a direct script here from my source in Australia Australia here, we gotta problemBit of doom and gloomCovid lockdown somehow didn’tProduce a babyContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting Australian Covid Baby Lockdown Fizzer”
Shipbuilding
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different I saw a documentaryOn how ships are kept together Riveting Attributed to Canadian comedian Stewart Francis Don MatthewsOctober 2020
I’m Very Sorry Madam
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m very sorry madamI don’t know how or whereMy baby learnt such languageI really don’t, I swear Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Colin Carpenter Attends Court
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My name is Colin CarpenterAttending court of lawHelping solve an unsolved crimeI told them what I saw And did…. Like a good law-abiding citizen…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Poet Don Reporting on the Foxtrot
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team The dance we know as foxtrotWas thought up on the floorBy vaudeviller Harry FoxIn year one-nine-one-four Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Making of ‘Riders on the Storm’
This interested meIt may not youWhatever Jim Morrison went to ParisWhere he died at 27Officially from natural causesOther sources, from heroin overdose Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Shine Down Your Feline Highness
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Shine down Your Feline HighnessBathe us from light aboveWe purr in quiet contentment‘Tis you we a-dore, love But I’m just a light?…. She speaks to us?!!!…. Purr….Purr….Purr….Purr….Purr…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020