I am a fervent finker What are you finking ’bout? At present I am all finked out My head is full of nowt Fear not, I will soon fink somefing To make your here worfwhile Then please be quick with finking it I need to get mobile Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing roundContinue reading “The Finker”
Monthly Archives: June 2020
Fick and Fing
Intellectual Interaction Keeps mind in good nick Oils the neurons (keeps them busy) So you don’t look fick Who said I have to use Right word to say my fing Long as you get my message Ring-a-ding-a-ding Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
Who Do You Write For Poet?
A poet’s task is mainly To get what’s inside, out Not be concerned with likes and comments (That’s been my rhyming route) Of course it isn’t easy We like our pats on back So do you write for yourself? Or readers in the pack? Don MatthewsJune 2020
Wondering at Yon Cloud from Yon Distant Tree
I wondered (lonely) at yon cloud From yon distant tree Then all a’sudden, vanish?, poof! Well I’ll be, bugger me… Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
Tug-of-War
There are two competing forces In my game of tug-of-war At my end The need to express my feelings At the opposing end The need for approval I don’t always win at tug-of-war Don MatthewsJune 2020
Head-Empty. My New Career Possibility
I like writing poems ’bout nothing Cos that’s what my head is full of But despite it being empty (and full of) It’s my head that I love truly love I worship the head of Spike Milligan Whose head was far emptier than mine I’m sure there’s a career in head-empty Be famous like SpikeContinue reading “Head-Empty. My New Career Possibility”
I Know My Nursery Stuff I Do
I am an expert rhymer I know my nursery stuff Jack climbed the hill (forgot the pail) What ’bout his other half? Who? Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
Linda and Dave
Sorry, Linda/Dave not here Leave message after tone If it’s re outstanding debt Leave message before tone Thankyou Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
Walkie Talkie Restaurant
If you live in Umbria And want to dine outside You might be worried ’bout corona People close (not wide) A restaurant now has been built With tables in a tree A quick climb up 4 metres (The restaurant’s near Todi) Call your order (walkie talkie) (‘Tis very nice up here) Here comes our foodContinue reading “Walkie Talkie Restaurant”
Spike and I and the School of Silliness
Spike went to the same School of Silliness The same School of Silliness as me He studied real hard and got dux of the School While I just got by with Class 3 Didn’t apply myself… Too busy clubbing… Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 