zoo

We’re feeding all the animalsAll our familyFeeding at the outdoor zooScroll down and have looksee DM

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (zoo)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Hippo

I am a hippo keeperKeeper with a broomCleaning out his mouth and teethDoing hippo groom Scroll down… DM

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (panda caretakers with cub)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (animal care)

Civilians taking care of 200 zoo animals in WW2 There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Zoo Tapir Feeding Problem

Had awful trouble feedingThe tapir at the zooEventually solved the problemScroll down see what we do Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Hospital Scan

Presented at the hospitalFor to have a scanSurprised was I when they did saySorry no do can…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Zoo with a Difference

At Chinese zoo in ChongoingThey do things differentlyPeople locked in mobile cageWhile animals roam free…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Timmy

We had a bit of troubleIn the tiger cageTimmy lost his whatsitIn a fit of rage…. Poor Timmy…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Billy and Elsie and EricAnd Tyson and Jude (they are grey)African parrots in EnglandBut the trouble is the words that they say (They’re in the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park Zoo) They’ve learnt unacceptable foul languageTo their keeper and public they sayWithout hesitation just ‘fuck off’Which don’tContinue reading “The Filthy Five”