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Oi There

Oi there misterOver hereAt your winderJoin for beer? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, president, rhyme, windowLeave a comment on Oi There

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (window cleaners)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things Window cleaners New York City 1958

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:windowLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (window cleaners)

Vase

Bought myself a vaseCan put it anywhereFridge door, windows (even walls)Brighten spaces bare DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:flowers, humour, poetry, rhyme, vase, wall, window1 Comment on Vase

Safety is my Motto

When I’m cleaning windowsSafety is my goalSafety is my mottoSafety is my goal DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 21, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, windowLeave a comment on Safety is my Motto

Stuck

I think I gotta problemThink I am bit stuckStuck and don’t know what to doShit and wtf? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, windowLeave a comment on Stuck

Window

I’m going to buy this mansionWith window (sharks in tank)Costing five nine million of myMoney in the bank A $5.9 million Sydney home has come onto the market complete with built-in window tank for sharks. The current owner employs a shark-experienced diver to clean the tank. You can have a 5mx3m installed in your homeContinue reading “Window”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 13, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, mansion, money, poetry, rhyme, shark, window2 Comments on Window

Window Cleaner

I live in an apartmentI like my windows cleanEmploy a happy cleanerScroll down and have looksee Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:apartment, humour, poetry, rhyme, window, window cleaner2 Comments on Window Cleaner

Nice View

Booked into a hotelAsked for room with viewMost of them were takenBut still had a few…. Always in demand sir…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 12, 2020Posted inMORE FAILSTags:hotel room, window1 Comment on Nice View

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