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Stan’s Funeral Parlour Needs Our Help

I run a thriving businessUsing bodies (dead)Do not go getting vaccinatedThink of me instead I’m gonna start a Think of Stan Campaign…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 5, 2022Posted inCovidTags:antivaxxers, Covid, funeral, humour, poetry, stan, vaccination1 Comment on Stan’s Funeral Parlour Needs Our Help

I’m Clever I Am

I am an anti-vaxxer butWas forced to take the jabSurprised I didn’t feel a thing…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 29, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:anti-vaxxer, fake arm, humour, poetry, vaccination4 Comments on I’m Clever I Am

Jab Choices

To have or have not That is the question If you want it, then get it If you don’t, stay at home and watch a movie Simple

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 18, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:choices, Covid, vaccination1 Comment on Jab Choices

Primate Behaviour

Vaccinate can waitMy derriere cannotNeed to rush and buy more rollsToilet rolls for bot Primate behaviour at it’s best…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 9, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Covid, humour, poetry, toilet paper, vaccination2 Comments on Primate Behaviour

Dodging the Needle

Dodging the needle does not make you smartDodging it could make you sickDodging the needle does not make you smartDodging it makes you a prick Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 9, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:poetry, vaccination2 Comments on Dodging the Needle

You Dropped Your Guard

You thought you had me underControl, then dropped you guardI am not dumb, I do mutateAnd will, simple, not hard A race is on with you and meWith me, I just mutateBut should you wish to win the raceIt’s simple, vaccinate Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 30, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Covid, dropping guard, mutation, poetry, vaccination4 Comments on You Dropped Your Guard

Booked My Jab

Booked my docFor jab (plus day)You haven’t heardIt turns you gay? |What?…. So say Ayatollah Abbas Tabrizian,expert in all things homosexual…. https://www.arabnews.com/node/1805771/offbeat Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 21, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Covid, fake news, gays, iran cleric, vaccination8 Comments on Booked My Jab

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