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To Remember Me By

Just read it in the paperWith hunting knife (and beer)He’s carved this on the White House Table“Donald Trump Was Here” What?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Poet Don Reporting On Major Alterations at Mt Rushmore

The quiet of Mt Rushmore was brokenA loud giant explosion was heardAnd after the dust cloud had settledJust four, and on ground lay a head Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Now I’m Sure

I’ve always thought Trump not quite rightMentally unbalanced Now I’m sure…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Humans you are stupidYou should be killing meInstead you show more interest inYour economy I won’t go ‘way until youGet serious with meAnd put on hold until I’m goneYour economy You still go round all tight-packedDespite a Covid planAre you really serious1 metre gap? a sham White House is still crowd-packingDon’t seem that they haveContinue reading “Out Of Control”

Supremely Bad

I just don’t seem to have much luckIn turning election roundSupreme Court’s just said go get lostMy claims they’ve baseless found It’s all so unfair…. I even appointed three of them…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries

I’m getting real excitedVaccine’s not far awayI think I’ll order plenty moreTo keep covid away I’m sorry Mr PresidentYou had the chance beforeTo order vaccine made by usTo order extra, more But you refused the chance…. We’re now committed to supplying other countries. Sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 The Associated Press and Denise Chow21h ago /Continue reading “Sorry Mr President…We’re Committed to Supplying Other Countries”

History Repeats

How history repeats itselfWhen Rome burned Nero fiddledWhen US suffered Trump Golfed Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Maybe the US is Beyond Even Saving

US is no longer unitedIt’s shattered and broken in bitsMaybe it’s beyond even savingRegardless who in White House sits? It’s possible the job of repairingWhat’s left of the US is suchIs beyond any single politicianBeyond one politician, too much The US is spiraling out ofControl, racial tensions increaseClass tensions are also increasingConspiracy theories increase IfContinue reading “Maybe the US is Beyond Even Saving”

Michigan Judge Rules on Trump Lawsuits

A Michigan judge has dismissed a Trump lawsuit as “vague and equivocal”. Everything else is me You’ve handed me a lawsuitOn yellow sticky noteIt’s “vague and equivocal”DISMISSED on it I wrote Bugger…should’ve used white sticky’s Instead if you’d deliveredYour lawsuit in a tweet(A valid form of submit)Request I could’ve meet Shit…why didn’t I think ofContinue reading “Michigan Judge Rules on Trump Lawsuits”

Glug Glug Gobble Gobble

Trump’s fallen down the kitchen sinkGlug glug glugFallen down the hole he hasDug dug dug Counting’s not finished…. What?…. Trump’s wobbling on the sink edgeWobble wobble wobbleQuick someone push this turkey inGobble gobble gobble Don MatthewsNovember 2020 Networks pulled the plug on his recent White House interview CNN’s Anderson Cooper was more direct: “That isContinue reading “Glug Glug Gobble Gobble”