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Loo

Pleasant conversationSitting on the looCome and join me darlingDarling on the loo Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 8, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Loo

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients wanted Cinderella shoeCinderella shoeNice to meditate onNice to do a poo Scroll down… The leopard touch is nice. We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 10, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Night Light

I bought my boy a night lightTo help him to the looTo help him not feel frightenedAnd also guidance too Scroll down… Thankyou daddy…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 18, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Night Light

Crochet Club

Every week I have the localCrochet club aroundI feed them tea and bikkies while theyMake a clicking soundScroll down… In appreciation they did something special for me…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 22, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:crochet, humour, poetry, rhyme, toilet2 Comments on Crochet Club

Stan Installs Loo With Difference

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They were a gardening clientWanted loo for guestThis one turned out differentDifferent from the rest Scroll down… We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 10, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan Installs Loo With Difference

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We wanted view with toiletToilet with a viewStan came to our rescue now haveToilet with a view Scroll down… We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 5, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Complicated Plumb

Toilet in the cupboardComplicated plumbWhite and shiny (basic)On to place my bum Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 31, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Complicated Plumb

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Lack of space availableWhere to put the looCupboard lying empty was theBest that I could do Scroll down…. We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 6, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toilet paper test rolls)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 5, 2024Posted inLittle-known factsTags:paper, toiletLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toilet paper test rolls)

Mummy She Does Love Me

Mummy she does love meI love mummy tooDecorating toiletChoogaloogaloo Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, todler, toiletLeave a comment on Mummy She Does Love Me

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