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Tap

I am a tapTap in the airI ask myselfWhy am I there? Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, tapLeave a comment on Tap

Stan Solves an Unusual Request

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We wanted our tap waterDifferent to the restStan tackled all his plumbing thoughtsAnd did solve our request We love it Stan. Very ballsy…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, PENIS, plumbing, poetry, rhyme, stan, tap5 Comments on Stan Solves an Unusual Request

Stan. Tight Tap Specialist

I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 20, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, tap6 Comments on Stan. Tight Tap Specialist

What a Shit Tap

Why won’t the water come on out?I’m turning tap so shouldIt just keeps spinning round and roundThis tap is shit, no good Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2020Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:poetry, tap2 Comments on What a Shit Tap

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