Do you know what linonophobia is?Billy does I am linonophobicPhobic ’bout this thingWhat is this thing I’m phobic ’bout ?Ring-a-ding-a-ding Linono which doth frighten me(Linono with an L)Is any kind of thing of stringRing-a-ding-da-bell Ding ding ding…… I cannot do no sewingI cannot tie my shoesI’m linononphobic(I drown my fear in booze) Glug glug glug……Continue reading “Linonophobia”
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Poet Don Solves the Age-Old Question. How Long is a Piece of String?
I’ve studied at length on the length of a string And it isn’t some multiple of tenth The answer’s quite logical, my followers, my flock It’s twice as long as half of it’s length You are a genius…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is a world expert on the subject of string We are indeed honoured toContinue reading “Poet Don Solves the Age-Old Question. How Long is a Piece of String?”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 