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Stan Launches New Boat

Got a new boatRead how to launchSounds pretty easyEasy to launch…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 24, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, boat launch, humour, poetry, stan4 Comments on Stan Launches New Boat

Stan Goes Into Pill Production

After much researchDemand I’ve found is thereFor new and different pills like mine(I sell them as a pair)…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, pills, poetry, stan3 Comments on Stan Goes Into Pill Production

Stan Does a Quick-Fix Job

Was driving in my carWhen heard a sudden tinkleWondered what it could beThat goes tinkle tinkle…. Did a quick-fix job. Sorted…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car side mirror, humour, poetry, repair, stan2 Comments on Stan Does a Quick-Fix Job

Stan Manages the Council Sign Dept

Important that I let knowDrivers ’bout their signIf I don’t they will get stressedAt where has gone? their sign?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:council, humour, poetry, stan, street signLeave a comment on Stan Manages the Council Sign Dept

Stan Enters the Local Brick Throwing Competition

Been doing lots of practiceKnow the judges tooMates and buddies all they areScorers fair and true…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 14, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:brick throwing, competition, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Enters the Local Brick Throwing Competition

Stan’s Motto – Safety at all Times

I always wear my hard hat(Safety is a must)Toolkit always hangs on beltIn both I put my trust…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:hard hat, humour, ladders, poetry, safety first, stan2 Comments on Stan’s Motto – Safety at all Times

Stan in Charge of Signage

Important job they’ve given meMy first assignment shownTook a lot of thought it didMy sign’s now all round town…. I’m getting lots of nods of approval…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, signs, stan2 Comments on Stan in Charge of Signage

Stan Does a Minor Toilet Remake

Knowing Stan’s an expertIn everything re looWe had a minor remakeGave him the job to do…. We asked the question. He said jump…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Does a Minor Toilet Remake

Stan Gets the Boat Going

Relax there guys I’ll fix itWe’ll soon be on our wayLittle puff of fuel here/thereBoom boom we’re on our way…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:boat, humour, poetry, stan1 Comment on Stan Gets the Boat Going

Stan’s Proud Toilet Install

She asked me for a toiletDifferent from the restLooked in all supply shopsBought what I thought best…. I love it Stan…so glitzy-poo…… Another satisfied customer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan’s Proud Toilet Install

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