The clinic asked for chairs(Surroundings not to hide)Wanted (yep) a see-through lookI put three side by side… Shit, where are they Stan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
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Stan’s New Job in Charge of Signs
I’ve got myself a new jobCEO of SignsI know just what the job entailsEverything is fine…. I know what I’m on about……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan’s got a Truck Problem
Something has happenedHappened to truckLights are now verticalVert wtf ?!!…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan Runs the Mall Maintenance Shop
When at universityI learnt how things to fixWhen things now need maintainingI straightaway do fix…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does His Best
They didn’t have much roomIn which to put the looThey said do what you can StanDid best that I could do…. I selected special tiles. Makes it look more roomy…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Advises on the Bathroom
Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Demonstrates a Useful Skill
I went to universityLearnt this useful skillNow I’m gonna demonstrateDemonstrate I will…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Solves a Pole Problem
The pole was in the wayWe couldn’t take it outAn easy solution Stan did findHe found an easy route…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Changes a Tyre
Jacked the car up readyFor to change the wheelSpare one went in perfectlyEasy (no big deal)…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Fan/Light Install
Recommended by next doorWe asked electrician StanCould he come install for usA light/electric fan?…. Done lots of theseTime to flick the switchWatch fruits of my labour Seems to be a problem?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
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