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Stan Attends Bus Driving School

Went through the class with othersLearnt how to drive busTurned out was really simpleNo problems (yep) no fuss…. Don’t know what went wrong boss?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan’s Toilet Accessories Company

We wanted toilet extrasTo match the coloured wallsSo got in touch with specialistGave toilet Stan a call…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan Installs Urinals

I put in some new urinalsJust the other dayAlso one for those who like toPiss the other way…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan Builds Stairs with a Difference for Clients

We wanted stairs quite differentDifferent to the restMust be safe and steppableStan did his very best…. We are sorry to report the client fell down on their first trial run.Broke a leg. And arm. Stan can’t work out why…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan Takes a Lead Movie Role

I’m acting in a movie‘The Lion Wakes Tonight’I think I’ve found my calling(It’s not in black and white)…. I think they like me…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022 (Stan even has his own fan club. Join now……)

Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair

Up you go there kiddiesUp, then round and roundI’ll be waiting here for youHere when you come down…. Where’s Uncle Fan?…… He’s in bed with a bad cold……Poor Uncle Fan. Get better quick Uncle Fan……Uncle Fan’s more gentle…… Sorry, Uncle Stan’s the best we could do…… Isn’t it nice the kiddies are thinking of youContinue reading “Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair”

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Stan Attends Bus Driving School

Stan’s Toilet Accessories Company

Stan Installs Urinals

Stan Builds Stairs with a Difference for Clients

Stan Takes a Lead Movie Role

Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair

Stan Saves Wall Collapse

Stan Manages the Balloon Making Department

Stan Understands His Load

Stan Prepares Condoms for Display