Perc and me are expertsAt laying concrete pathsWe use our com-bined laying skills(Go home at night for baths….) Safety first is our motto. We always wear hard hats in case of falls…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Tag Archives: safety fail
Happy Little Driller
I’m gonna drill a holeI’ve done this once beforeThe hole it turned out very niceNow gonna drill one more…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan the Welder
I am a well-trained welderI know my safety rulesWelding can be dangerousI’m Stan, no welding fool…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Swimming Gear
O took my boyfriend swimmingI had the proper gearAs usual he forgot hisSo used what’s round, what’s there…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Unblocks a Drain
I called for Stan the plumberThe pipe outside was blockedHe climbed out of the windowHe climbed out in flip-flops…. Shit Stan…… No worries….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Scooter Riders Club
We of the Scooter Riders ClubOn safety are shit hotWe follow rules we all swear toOur rules aren’t tommy rot…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan the Demolisher
Stan’s an expert buildingPuller-down (that is)Here he’s demonstratingHe really knows his biz Stan is a registered demolisher and knows his stuff. Call Stan for your next building-knockover Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 